kerry had always heard that rabbits were fast, but this was too much. she was still just a bunny for god’s sake.

when someone says you’ve lost weight “in the face”

WHY DOES TWEETY BIRD HAVE ARMS INSTEAD OF WINGS IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT

dapperpugs:

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stacy couldn’t believe it. her husband had lost the bocce ball tournament once again. she wouldn’t be able to show her face at book club for weeks now. what a ninny.

wolfsheart-blog:

Wolf’s Kiss

can you pick the kids up at 3? thanks i’m late for work, bye hon.

blazepress:

A baby elephant taking a drink.

reginold knew he was supposed to be on the wagon, but he just couldn’t help sneaking just a sip.

WHEN U FINALLY HEAR THE SEA AND IT SOUNDZ LIKE UR EX

casey could’t believe her favorite soup plantation was closing. harris tried to comfort her, but to no avail.

maureen was so happy she’d taken the day off to visit the korean spa. she did’t even mind being naked in front of the other women. maybe she would become a nudist.

trudy just couldn’t let go of easter yet. how was she supposed to wait until october for new holiday themed candy? torture.